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The Magicians
03:05 - 03:55
Eliot and Margo find themselves destitute and journey to After Island in a living boat - leading them to one of the seven legendary keys, which is keeping a monster at bay(n)

Access
03:55 - 04:00
Showbiz news and gossip(n)

Teleshopping
04:00 - 06:00
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home(n)

Teleshopping
06:00 - 08:00
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home(n)

Access
08:00 - 08:05
Showbiz news and gossip(n)

8 Simple Rules
08:05 - 08:25
Cate's antics at Kerry's volleyball game jeopardise the team's chances of winning the match. CJ develops a crush on the coach, and Bridget is dismayed to learn who her former boyfriend has begun dating. Comedy, guest starring Gabrielle Reece(n)

8 Simple Rules
08:25 - 08:50
The Hennessys watch Freaky Friday before falling asleep - and wake up to find everyone has swapped bodies with someone else, except Kerry, who enjoys her family's turmoil(n)

8 Simple Rules
08:50 - 09:10
CJ finds himself in the unlikely position of having to choose between two dates on Valentine's Day, while Bridget competes against Cheryl to win the Queen of Hearts crown. Guest starring Pamela Anderson(n)

8 Simple Rules
09:10 - 09:45
CJ meets his real father, who is a motivational speaker, but Jim distrusts the man and suspects he has an ulterior motive for the reunion(n)

8 Simple Rules
09:45 - 10:10
Cate's decision to hold a party at home causes embarrassment for the children. Meanwhile, Kerry tries to make a political statement by inviting a girl to the prom(n)

8 Simple Rules
10:10 - 10:40
CJ is awarded his diploma and granted access to the teachers' lounge, but is bullied by another member of staff and decides to leave again(n)

8 Simple Rules
10:40 - 11:10
The Hennessy clan jumps to the wrong conclusion when Cate and Principal Gibb are found asleep together on the settee after watching a film. Meanwhile, Grandpa reluctantly takes the children ice-fishing(n)

8 Simple Rules
11:10 - 11:40
Cate strikes back against CJ for starting rumours about her involvement with Principal Gibb by putting him on detention duty. One of the detainees is Bridget, who persuades Rory and Kerry to steal the mascot of a rival school. Guest starring Nicole Richie (The Simple Life)(n)

8 Simple Rules
11:40 - 12:05
Sports writer Paul Hennessy is forced to view fatherhood differently when his wife returns to full-time work. Meanwhile, his daughter Kerry is suspended from school, and his eldest child Bridget nurses a broken heart. First episode of the American comedy, starring John Ritter, Katey Sagal and Amy Davidson(n)

8 Simple Rules
12:05 - 12:40
Cate sets off to attend a seminar, while Bridget is accused of shoplifting at a local chemist's and finds her picture has been exhibited for all to see on a public `wall of shame'(n)

My Wife and Kids
12:40 - 13:05
Part one of three. The Kyles set off for a family holiday in Hawaii - but instead of booking one flight straight to the island, Michael arranges stopovers in New York, Chicago, Denver and various other cities around the country, ensuring everyone is exhausted by the time they arrive(n)

My Wife and Kids
13:05 - 13:35
Part two of three. Michael and Jay go out for a romantic dinner, but both find it hard to resist temptation from members of the opposite sex. Meanwhile, Junior dates a local girl(n)

My Wife and Kids
13:35 - 14:00
Part three of three. Michael finds out that the family's flight leaves much earlier than he thought, and Junior insists on staying behind with his new love Leilani(n)

My Wife and Kids
14:00 - 14:30
Jay convinces Michael to spice up their relationship by attending samba lessons with her(n)

My Wife and Kids
14:30 - 15:00
After being let down by Junior, Michael suggests that he might consider moving out, while Jay finds Claire's secret diary(n)

My Wife and Kids
15:00 - 15:30
Jay volunteers to direct Kady's school play, but has to bow out at the last minute, so Michael takes her place and allows the children free rein to take whatever liberties they like with Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet(n)

My Wife and Kids
15:30 - 15:55
Michael and Janet set out to impose peace on their constantly squabbling children by staging an argument between themselves(n)

My Wife and Kids
15:55 - 16:15
Michael's sister stays for the weekend and ruins the Kyles' domestic bliss by criticising Jay, making fun of everything from her weight and cooking to her talent as a singer(n)

Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
16:15 - 17:15
In Staffordshire, the agents chase up a £3,000 deposit owed by a landlord to his tenant, and officers in Birmingham try to recover £25,000 from a nightclub owner for unpaid solicitor fees. Meanwhile, agents Max and Paul are in Surrey as they attempt to collect more than £3,000 owed to a garage after a customer disputed the repairs made to his van(n)

Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
17:15 - 18:10
In Staffordshire agents try to collect nearly £2,500 in unpaid parking fines, while officers Matt and Garry head to the West Midlands to recover £4,500 owed from a debtor to his former girlfriend. Elsewhere, agents travel to south-east London looking to collect £3,000 owed by a taxi company(n)

Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
18:10 - 19:05
In South East London, officers Gary and Cona chase a debt of nearly £50,000 in unpaid rent, leading to a feisty confrontation with the debtor. Elsewhere, agents Gary and Paul try to recover over £2,000 owed by a teenager to a local garage in Kent, and officers Max and Paul head to South West London on the trail of a film producer who owes £8,000 to financial advisers(n)

Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away
19:05 - 20:00
In Coventry, the sheriffs chase £10,000 owed by a publican to a contractor. The property appears to be empty, but after finding an ingenious method of entry, Matt and Garry are confronted by a surprised and angry landlord. Meanwhile, agents Max and Steve head to central London to try to recover almost £8,000 owed to a firm of accountants(n)

Grown Ups 2
20:00 - 21:00
A man moves his family back to the town where he grew up, so his children can have the same upbringing he had. While he and his three childhood friends try to relive their lost youth, they discover their kids have a thing or two to teach them during the last day of school. Comedy sequel, starring Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James and David Spade(n)

Access
21:00 - 21:05
Showbiz news and gossip(n)

Grown Ups 2
21:05 - 22:05
A man moves his family back to the town where he grew up, so his children can have the same upbringing he had. While he and his three childhood friends try to relive their lost youth, they discover their kids have a thing or two to teach them during the last day of school. Comedy sequel, starring Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James and David Spade(n)

The Sweetest Thing
22:05 - 23:05
A woman more interested in one-night stands than true love is forced to reassess her priorities after meeting the man of her dreams. However, when she hears he is getting married, she sets out on a hectic road trip across America to stop the wedding. Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Selma Blair and Thomas Jane(n)

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23:05 - 23:10
Showbiz news and gossip(n)

The Sweetest Thing
23:10 - 23:50
A woman more interested in one-night stands than true love is forced to reassess her priorities after meeting the man of her dreams. However, when she hears he is getting married, she sets out on a hectic road trip across America to stop the wedding. Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Selma Blair and Thomas Jane(n)

Greatest Ever Movie Blunders
23:50 - 00:50
Elis James points out mistakes in movies including Ghostbusters, Trolls, Kingsmen: The Golden Circle, Doctor Strange and 50 Shades of Grey(n)

Home and Away
18:30 - 19:00
Sgt McCarthy receives a photograph of Colby fraternising with Dean, while Hunter and Mason consider online dating and Justin refuses to give Dean his job back(n)